Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...