Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...