Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
New University Promos
New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...