A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...