A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Four anti road protesters?
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What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...