Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Bee jokes 03
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Men and Parking Spots
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The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...