Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...