Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...