Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....