Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...