A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Snowboarding lesson
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This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Business Mergers
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Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...