Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!