Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Guide To Parenthood
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John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...