Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...