Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!