No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...