Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...