Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...