Technology is too good
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Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...