First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...