Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...