Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.