I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....