Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...