Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...