Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...