Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...