CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...