Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...