Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...