A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...