Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
50 things to do at Walmart
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The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
When you know you must really be drunk
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Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin