The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...