Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...