A play on Computer Lingo.
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Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
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Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
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Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...