The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...