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These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Democrats V. Republicans
Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS——————————————————————-criminals...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.