Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...