Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Bull free in Tokoyo
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...