The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....