Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!