yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...