You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...