Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!