Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...