101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...