Bingo Card
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Lease nuclear weapons
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Finish overseas tour
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Dog jokes 01
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Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
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Consultation fees
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It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...