Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...