Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
US Air Force Humor!
“Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...