Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...